well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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