Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no