Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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