No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy