Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code