stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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