Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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