They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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