her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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