Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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