S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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