I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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