So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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