Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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