So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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