Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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