shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
