I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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