apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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