Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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