Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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