you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Randomize
