Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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