Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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