i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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