I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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