I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
