if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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