Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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