he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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