You're completely useless in the revolution.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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