do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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