OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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