one might say we're banned from that church
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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