I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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