as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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