i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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