I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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