Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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