So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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