so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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