so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
