Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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