when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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