you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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