Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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