Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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