she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
i've created a new STD.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You are a genius and a whore.
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