Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what if I'm pregnant?
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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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