Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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