apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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