What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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