I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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