Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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