I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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