i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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