They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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