what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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