She is in my trunk
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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