He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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